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Monday, June 27, 2011

The Princess Cops a Squat

My eldest is a little princess.  She's dainty, wears dresses, plays with makeup, has tea parties while speaking in a british get the idea.

One of my favorite passtimes is to watch her play with her sister in the backyard, while doing dishes at the kitchen sink. I can see them, but they don't know they're being watched, which is actually really fun and often very informative.

Imagine my surprise while observing one day, to see my eldest excuse herself from her tea party, (she actually said "excuse me madame" to her younger sister), exited the little pink playhouse, took off her skirt and peed right there, drunken sorority girl style, in her front yard.

I stood at the sink with mouth agape.  Where had she learned this little trick??  I yelled from the kitchen and asked her what in the world she was doing. 

She replied, fake british accent still intact, "So sorry mommy, but  I didn't want to pee pee in my pants.  How rude.". 

Actually that makes perfect sense.


  1. Mwa, ha, ha, ha!! I love it!! I also love the make over post. My 18 was the same way since she was little. She is still that way, well she has gotten better :-), and will be attending Beauty school soon. I am a VoiceBoks sister visiting you from My-2-Cents
    Have a blessed week.

  2. Hi, hahahah I never laugh this much before. Oh my goodness your blog made my day. Awesome name and awesome pictures, my daughter is only two so I am not there yet, where you are right now. Wonderful job.
    Bushra Syed from VB
    Let's follow each other and stay connected forever.

  3. LOL!!! That is priceless! What a clever little princess you have!


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