Mommy Hangin' On

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Monday, June 13, 2011

Note to Self



Dear Self,

I'd like to suggest that you put down the Oreos and remember that you ordered that bridesmaid's dress in a size smaller than you should have.

 Listen, I know you're thinking that you still have plenty of time to fit into it, but don't kid yourself...it's really going to be awful if you have to wear two pair of Spanx just to zip it up, and you can forget about enjoying your dinner while wearing those torture devices.

Just Trying to Help,

Self

P.S., I know the cupcakes taste good, but they are not your friend. 

4 comments:

  1. Haha! I feel you on this one. I just weighed myself yesterday for the first time in 5 months and I am NOT happy. Following back. Thanks for stopping by.

    Here's to stepping away from the oreos! :)

    http://babycravings.blogspot.com/

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  2. I'm sorry...this just hit me as absolutely hilarious!!! As I am reading this post, I look up and the ad running above it is for adult bibs.....like all the way down to your knees (when sitting) bibs...guess that will catch the oreo crumbs falling from your mouth as you shove them in.....hahahahahahahahaha. Or, at least you will have something to wipe your hands and mouth on.
    Thanks for visiting and following me, I'm watching you now, too! Thanks for the laugh :o)

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  3. This is too funny, that's exactly how I feel haha :) Thanks again for stopping by my blog, little b, and following me! I'm a new follower of your's now too :) Looking forward to reading more!

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  4. Rofl I did this for my wedding dress and it worked out well. I did this for a family members wedding as a bridesmaid and failed miserably. This made me laugh.

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